wannabe~

randomness~

gosh im so bored at home that blogging is my only means of passing time..

as usual, ive been laosai-ing the entire morning.. i think laosai has become my forte. ive become so good at it that i can accurately gauge how much toilet paper i need for each session, depending on the quality and quantity of crap. i can even predict the consistency of my crap before i enter the toilet. HAHA, gross right?

anyway i dunno why, but it might be cos of the very sumptuous dinner i ate last night by the dirty roadside stalls? or its cos of the uncle beside us who spat on the floor and rubbed and spread his spit with his slipper? or it might be cos of the fungus that i found on the utensils jus now? or maybe the huge, flattened dead rat beside the stall? haha welcome to 101 reasons to hate my country again. sometimes im really too ashamed to even bring my friends in, its an embarrassment (so sorry BFG!).

ok but on the bright side, i just ordered a box of contacts for weiqiang which costs S$10 cheaper. and i went to see Albert at the salon, who says he wants to fix my rebond for free. so minus all that ive mentioned above...

nah, it's still a shit hole!

oh realized im such a wannabe, that ive been glued to the 9pm bikini babes show on Channel 8. argh and i missed this classic episode! if anyone knows where i can watch a replay (except on MobTV), pls let me know. they're hot!

but of cos, nobody beats the queen below.

so where/how/when will i ever get such curvilicious bod?? im so obsessed ive been telling everyone i wanna be joanne peh lol.

oh my, maybe thats why i keep laosai-ing today.