perfection~

perfection.

i've always yearned for the perfect body shape. i absolutely hate my muscular calves and thick thighs, and not to mention the flat chest!! so for those who haven't met me, you can start imagining what i look like now.

haha women are never satisfied. but what do women really want? let's take a look!

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big biceps? looks handy for dealing with perverts and molesters, but you might want to spare your boyfriend the torture of embracing macho arms.


so big biceps not enough. then how about growing them all over? haha besides molesters and perverts, it maybe useful if you need to camouflage with the tree trunks.



great, now you can really destroy your boyfriend's ego.



ahh, slim waist! now he can hug you easily with just one arm. but don't forget to ask him also whether he's willing to pay for your new jeans.


perfect! 36-24-36 and with some hot guns (i mean buns) to go with it. yes, but snap back to r-e-a-l-i-t-y now!

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all in all, it's so hard to reach perfection. so i think i'll just be content and try to keep fit and healthy.

and you never know what you might get.